Dear Al Gore

Dear Al Gore,
I'm a liberal environmentalist but I don't believe in global warming the way you think we all should. Duh, if the polar icecaps were melting, we'd have water in the Chattahoochee River in Georgia. I think Sam drew a better reason for water issues: http://www.explodingdog.com/title/ineedtomove.html
Love,
Adrienne

PS-- You should get a fuel-efficient car and stop taking tons of limos everywhere.